Funniest shit i've ever seen

When a scientist transforms himself into a pickle and identifies as a pickle

Person1: And he turned himself into a pickle and now he wants to be called "Pickle Jerry" funniest shit I've ever seen
Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?

by An_Asshole_With_A_Hat May 26, 2020

seven different flavors of shit

1). when things go so far south, you come close to hitting the mexican border.

2). when someone does something so inexplicably fucked up, the person they did it to will rain down the fires of righteousness on their sorry asses.

"ah christ. jenkins just fucked the CO's girl."
"yep, sarge is gonna unleash seven different flavors of shit on him when he finds out."
"can't say it was nice knowin' him. heh."

by Kromwell Tiberius Smith November 27, 2014

The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen

That is why you're doing it.

Hym "Seriously. The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen. It isn't even the fat, though, is the crazy part. It's the bloatedness. You look inflatable. If you asked any women... Who she would rather be locked in a room with for 7 days... Showed her a picture of both of us... You could tell her WHO I AM... Full context... And she would STILL choose me over you. You look like you can feel your skeleton floating around in your... I mean- You can't even call it a body. It just IS fat. I could work out. I could get in shape. But no matter what I did, I could never get that distribution of fat on my body. That's it. That's the reason."

by Hym Iam January 16, 2024

Seven Day Shitters

Extremely baggy pants originally worn by shepherds of the middle east while out in the fields for extended periods of time tending their flock. The style became popular in the 80's with hip-hop dancers and rap stars like M.C. Hammer.

"Check out Hammer crank'in out those moves in his seven day shitters!"

by Mike K July 29, 2008

semenship

A male's ability to charm and seduce females of all races, colors, creeds and places of national origin.

Brad's skillful semenship was the envy of all his friends who couldn't get dates for New Years Eve

by Johnny Sportcoat September 2, 2015

shitting seven colours

Term used to describe someone who is excessively scared or frightened.
Usually used metaphorically.

Also used in Holland, but translated into Dutch.

"He was shitting seven colours."
(He was very frightened.)

by Kelly December 22, 2004