Have to see a man about a horse

From old spagetthi westerns, where one would "see a man about a horse" when his needs for urinating became to high.

"Can we stop joe, I have to see a man about a horse".

by frakk April 1, 2004

Go see a man about a horse

Going to the toliet to urinate, in reference to a horses trough so the term only applies to men.

"Yeah sorry lads, have to go see a man about a horse"

by Aaron Fielding January 30, 2008

going to see a man about a horse

Going to see a man with a big dick

Tracy where you going. oh I'm just going to see a man about a horse

by Trixie87 May 28, 2018

Going to see a man about a horse

Something you say when you are leaving in order to conceal your true purpose for leaving especially if you are going to see your drug dealer or going to get high.

Me: Where you going, Brian?
Brian: I'm going to see a man about a horse.
Joe: Hide the snacks...He's gonna have the munchies when he gets back!
Me: Yeah...You wanna go to the bar?
Joe: Yeah

by Open Side September 21, 2009

go see a man about a horse

A polite way of saying that you need to take a dump

"Be right back...I gotta go see a man about a horse"

by Cheese Steak Killer November 19, 2007