Does everyone secretly hate me?

NO. They don’t. Everyone loves you and you are amazing. Trust me. YOU. ARE. FUCKING. INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!

Does everyone secretly hate me?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

by Suck toes or die trying June 22, 2019

National kiss someone secretly day

On this day , you should kiss someone and no body must know who you kissed .

Person : hey
Other person : * kisses them*
person : no one will find out because it's national kiss someone secretly day

by Johnyyy17 November 5, 2019

I'm secretly a whale

Another term for I'm secretly homosexual

I told Sam I'm secretly a whale

by Seth K April 8, 2017

Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

how i feel every day

person one: Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

person two: wait your secretly who?

by Xx.Jazzy_Jasper.xX November 30, 2023

secretyness

adv; (see-kra-tee-nes): a manner of evading matters of personal disclosure with the intent of creating further curiosity. Used to lure men off myspace to steal their kidney.

Many of his friends warned him that the secretyness of her messages could only lead to a bitter end.

by EL/DA July 15, 2007

Seecretly

A really entertaining website where people post a lot of weird shit. Sometimes funny, sometimes disgusting, sometimes scary. www.seecretly.com

My seecretly favorite: "I recently dislocated my right wrist. All my friends make fun of me saying that i dislocated it by jerking off, sad part is that they are right.."

by ruururu May 8, 2014

sexretly

sexretly - to have sex on the down low

sentence: yeah me and sarah hang out sometimes... we keep it pretty sexretly though

by pimptress42069 April 29, 2009