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Meme Sculptor 

Much better at memes than an artist
Ian: "I'm a brilliant meme artist"
Lee: "aye but I'm a Meme Sculptor, so many levels above you"
Meme Sculptor by LumberBum November 11, 2017

Masculine sculptor 

The act of carving out a man’s testicles using a dildo covered in razor blades
“I got so wasted last night I woke up at 3 am to some chick doing a masculine sculptor on me and now I’ll never have kids”

Time-Sculptor

Pronunciation: /taɪm ˈskʌlptər/

Definition:
A multidisciplinary creator who treats time not as a measurement, but as a physical constraint to be outmaneuvered. This artist works across every medium imaginable—from heavy marble and oil paint to the immaterial realms of code, light, and sound—viewing the ticking clock as the ultimate deterrent to perfection. A time sculptor is obsessed with bridging the gap between the tangible and the ethereal, desperately carving permanent meaning out of fleeting moments before they dissolve into entropy.
Gemini said
While the mundane world contentedly nibbles at the edges of linear time, the truly awakened time-sculptor basks in the radiant ecstasy of the '25th hour,' orchestrating the vibrant whispers of entropy into a symphony of infinite splendor—a sublime celebration of existence that elevates the mere act of creation into a luminous, everlasting triumph.
Sculptons are cool.
Sculpton by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021