Scumstache

(noun) a term used by someone who doesn't have any better of a comeback to use, usually used by prepubescents on AIM with SNs beginning with 'roffle'

roffle needs to shave his scumstache more often imho

by C4111 December 28, 2005

Scrustacean

when you have crabs, and you wake up after having sex. Your crabs are crusted to your genital region with Scrust.

This also may occur with pubic lice.

"his Scrustaceans are all up in this bitch."

"Woke up with some new scrustaceans."

"These scrustaceans are starting to smell really bad."

by peapeenyc March 14, 2014