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Von Schnitzel

The Von Schnitzel tank was a feared weapon in WW2. Created by "Von Schnitzel" himself, this tank features the powerfull "Pleskinshoota" capable of destorying enemy tanks with one round.
I am the von schnitzel tank.
Javoleh!
by vonschnitz September 25, 2005
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schnitzel hunt

Anglicised bastardisation of the German term "Schnitzeljagd" (Scavenger Hunt).

A schnitzel hunt is an infuriating and seemingly impossible quest in which the only reward is the memories of the friendships destroyed along the way. There may or may not be schnitzel involved
Susan and Rose were huddled out of the rain under the eave of the stable, their windswept faces looking more and more miserable as they tried to decode the final clues of the "Treasuring Friendship" team building exercise they had been tasked with. Wiping water from her eyes, uncaring of the panda like effect the smeared mascara was having on her visage, Susan read the clue

"You have traveled far on your journey today, for some creatures the means hay, for others they must give way"
"Fuck!", Rose slumped to the ground "We have been at this for hours! I don't know if I can stand being out in this fucking rain any longer! It has to be something with horses, right?", she stared wildly at Susan, frustration clear across her face "This whole event is nothing more than a damn schnitzel hunt!"
by _Figment June 5, 2019
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For schnitzel my pretzel

A more hilarious way of saying "fo shizzle my nizzle", coined by Rashpocket in the hysterically funny youtube video "Rashman splice no47".
Rashman: So, what do you wanna do now bitch-nuts?
Rashpocket: I'm hungry as a nizzle
Rashman: Fo shizzle izzle
Rashpocket: For schnitzel my pretzel!!
by Flo-Train August 25, 2008
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schnitzel fit

1.When one person throws a fit over something small.

2. When complaining about something for the group when it only affects you.
I'm going to throw a schnitzel fit because someone did not get me a piece of schnitzel. I'm just doing it for everyone though.
by S-65 160th FLIR March 28, 2015
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Schnickel

To make something somebody else's problem; especially regarding money.

To bamboozle someone.
To weazel out of responsibility.
I got totally Schnickeled yesterday. Dude "forgot" his wallet when we went for coffees again!

The Schnickeler got out Schnickeled with the great BBQ debacle of 2019
by BigBert69 March 30, 2020
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schnitzengruben

More Schnitzengruben?

No thank you, fifteen is my limit on Schnitzengruben!
by Lizard March 10, 2004
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fo shitzel my schnitzel

But of course, my friend of Pan-Germanic descendancy.
German Man: Das ist gut!
American Man: Fo' shitzel my schnitzel!
by GefallenGoethe October 16, 2003
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