Schlinging Meat

A term used to describe the act of Masturbating or Jerking Off

Hold on, I will be online in a second just Schlinging Meat right now.

by WagooChicken June 19, 2025

schlinking it (triangle style)

Where 3 of the bros stand in a triangle and hold eachothers schlongs in their palms, gripping firmly and begin to rub foreskins while *shlanking* eachother off (crazy style)

John: "hey charlie, hey kirk, still up for schlinking it (triangle style) later?
Kirk: "triangle style?"
Charlie: "triangle style."

by TheMathsDebater6969 January 23, 2026

dirty schpinino

a dude who hasnt taken a shower so that means his schpinino is very dirty and all the gay people that come over to his house and see his dirty schpinino do not like it so they break up with them so then they end up cleaning there schpinino and the gay people come back to jerk off his schpinino.

i broke up with him because of his dirty schpinino

by professional number master September 5, 2022