SAUSAGE FINGERS

LARGE STUBBY SAUSAGE LIKE FINGERS, SOMETIMES INCAPABLE OF PERFORMING NORMAL FINGER TYPE TASKS.

LOOK AT CHRIS BASHING AWAY ON HIS KEYBOARD, IT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS SAUSAGE FINGERS

by TWODOGS December 16, 2009

Sausage Fingers

When A Girl has very short but very fat fingers. Mostly found on short fat girls in the enterprise, alabama area.

Hey, check out Sausage Fingers over there!
Somebody get this Sausage Fingers away from me?
God damn that bitch has some Sausage Fingers!

by R1crazy May 18, 2003

Sausage Fingers

A person who has abnormally large fingers.

Keiran: Are you holding five baguettes Levitt?
Pete: No, they're just my Sausage Fingers.

by Turnipboy October 28, 2010

Sausage Fingers

When u have really fat fingers. Such as if u r a huge fat ass, or just a little midget

MIDGETS!!! mini-me oompa loompas Ask Gray-he knows what i'm talkin bout

by Doopa December 28, 2003

sausage finger language

when a fat one attempts to type on the keyboard and has extremely large fingers that carry similar looks to that of sausage links frequently causing typos and misspellings.

I could not understand your post with your sausage finger language.

by l;akjflksdanflkanfl;kdsnflkasd January 13, 2012

Lazy Sausage Finger Syndrome (LSFS)

'Noun. A condition that affects the function of your fingers'

Common symptoms include but not limited to: misspelled words via text or email, inability to communicate thoughts completely and carefully. Similar to feeling illiterate.

"omg ugys...i was jsust searching on eth internet and i i lthink i have lazy sausage finger syndrome (LSFS)"

by lzytxtr October 12, 2018

sausage McGriddle fingers

A greasy fat handed over middle-aged egotistical narrow-minded opinionated loud mouth. Who are usually fat and look like meatloaf ate meatloaf.

Nickname such as he's a sausage McGriddle fingers.

by Sausage McGriddle fingers September 21, 2023