slaphead

someone who is soooo stupid you have to slap them in the head

You are such a slaphead

by sam101lol March 15, 2004

slaphead

1. noun. One who warrants slapping one's head in frustration over. example 1. Sometimes this can be used in the first person. see example 2

2. noun. One who merits a sound slap on the head. An idiot. see example 1

3. verb. The action of slapping one's head in frustration over the actions of another (or one's self).

1. "He is a complete and utter Slaphead"

2. "I am such a slapead."

by Mudhooks January 27, 2004

slaphead sprouting

when over imaginative bald men gets over excited and suddenly 2 foot of hair sprouts out of his head. This effect can only be reversed by extensive treatment of slaphead lotion.

Keith was sitting having a pleasent dinner in the garden when he had a sudden explosion of slaphead sprouting where his face was covered by a hairy bush.

by Ginger streak May 16, 2006

Soaphead

1. A derogatory term used against anyone disliked by you. Not considered very offensive, yet sometimes can be taken somewhat offensive

2. Someone who needs to wash their face: pimple grease, food, dry skin flakes, boogers, eye boogers, etc. have gathered on the surface of the persons skin

3. Someone who you think has no brain and instead has a head full of bubbles

"Grace, sometimes I think you have turned into a complete soaphead..."

"Ew, that Whitney girl needs to wash her face. What a soaphead loser..."

"His name is ZEVIN??? What kind of soaphead would name they're kid something that awful?"

(Not to be confused with soapface, which is someone who cries when they soap in their eyes.)

by shutupsoapy161616 April 13, 2010

Slaphead

Slaphead: An extremely annoying person(s) who stands beside the job list during PM waiting for a member of management to walk by so that the slaphead can flag them down and have a conversation instead of helping others complete their PM jobs.

Also someone who preaches safety and then ignores his own preaching when his ass is under the gun.

"I wish that slaphead, that nobody likes, would quit standing around on his fucking phone where everyone can see him!!" -CB

by WeHateSlapheads August 22, 2018

slapheadington

Someone that has a bald head like chauncey billups

"Oi you slapheadington come over ere"

by Dkstyles March 26, 2021

Slaphead sex pest

1. When you shave someone’s head to skullfuck them shortly after.

2. A bald horny man.

Rose “ You’re not romantic anymore!”

Aidan “I’ll shave your head and skullfuck you!”

“Don’t forget I’m a slaphead sex pest.”

by Gill destroyer April 6, 2025