Ala Peanut Butter Sandwiches

Catch phrase used by Mumfred the Magician on Sesame Street to cast his magic trick spells, in lieu of Ala-kazam or Presto

Ala Peanut Butter Sandwiches! (much smoke ensues and a horse appears with a chicken head, children discuss)

by J. Mo August 27, 2003

a few sandwiches short of a picnic

Someone who is not altogether in the mental sense; nevertheless someone who can be considered a blundering dumbass.

Dude 1: Why is that guy rolling little pieces of crap into shapes?
Dude 2: I believe he is "a few sandwiches short of a picnic" better let him be.

by Nameless Here Forevermore July 16, 2008

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

by scodder November 15, 2012

pork chop sandwiches

An incredibly funny exclamation in an internet spoof of an old GI Joe cartoon.

pork chop sandwiches!!!

by Joe Dirrrrrrrrt June 22, 2005

Porkchop Sandwiches

To leave an area expediently and with considerable haste.

Man, as soon as this meeting is through, its porkchop sandwiches for me.

by Michael Oakes September 4, 2005

porkchop sandwiches

sandwiches whose meat is porkchops. being that whenever i have porkchops they are rather dry and tough, porkchop sandwiches sound none too appetizing.

but its one funny ass quote :D

*stove turns on*
kid 1: (munching on apple) "you not cookin!!"
kid 2: (puts pan on burner) "bl-yea-i du!"
*curtain catches fire*
kid 2: "ba bababaa baa baa, bua bah ba ba ba!!!"
fireman: (running) "porkchop sandwiches!"
*fireman runs into burning room*
fireman: "OH SHIT! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE JA---WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU STUPID IDIOT! FUCK, WE'RE ALL DEAD! GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!"
*fire truck comes to house*
fireman: "my god, did that smell good!"
kid 2: "detected and the no going you tell me do things, i no runnin!"

GI-JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

by unusu-al June 2, 2004

makin' sandwiches

Verb. Orgin, Brooklyn, New York (USA); To package small amounts of a controlled substance (generally cocaine) for sale on the street.

"I'm makin' sandwiches for my sons cuz dey stay hungry."
Translation: I am packaging cocaine for my dealers on the street, who are diligent at selling the cocaine.

by MakeBankAllDay January 18, 2011