sammed

To be bamboozled by misdirection, misfortune, and not having skill

blud got sammed😭

by geeehckschehzz(akaryu) January 3, 2024

sammed

to extravagantly bamboozle someone with technicalities and or mechanics

blud got sammed in fortnite lmfaooo

by geeehckschehzz(akaryu) January 18, 2024

Getting Sammed

When an average at best shawty, no higher than a 5.4 but no lower than a 2.8, comes over and blows you twice in one day while you suck on and fondle her titties, only for her to immediately cut off all contact with you and refuse to acknowledge your texts.

Yo bro this slut came over and sucked my massive horse cock twice in one day while I stimulated her via the breast, now shes gone AWOL.

Damn bro, I think you're getting sammed.

by Misterstitches November 21, 2019

uncle sammed

When in the presence of several bitches you point to one and says I WANT YOU.

Price: yo these bitches are almost here.
Me: yea man its gonna be great!
(Bitches arrive)
Price: (points at the blonde) I WANT YOU!!
Me: you just got uncle sammed.

by pancakes and bacon July 24, 2016

Sammechi

A loud boy shaped like an adult with unusually high foot arches. Known to get excited and scream. Can be found hiding in basements and reheating Taco Bell.

You guys ever seen a Sammechi in real life? Looks like a tall 6th grader.

by BungleClonch May 9, 2019

I slammed my penith in the car door

you slammed your penith in the car door

"I slammed my penith in the car door" "you slammed your penith in the car door" "ahahahoahajhahahaajhajbajah"

by big bald obama October 7, 2021

Sammeled

To cum all over something or someone. Also a common African male name.

He sammeled all over her face and she loved it. Sammel walked into the club and all the ladies wanted to fuck him. He sammeled so much she was choking.

by DEFINEINSHITALLDAY October 18, 2014