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Salvadorian

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1.Very cool and humble people.
2.They are the creators of the best food ever, pupusas.
2.You don't mess with a Salvadorian, since they can be really aggressive.
3.Sometimes they can be really cold and mysterious since they don't like to talk to much about their lives.
4.Many of them have been through a lot of shit. Probably more than one has seen someone getting murdered. Can be either a family member or a random person.
5.Really hardworkers.
6.Many of them can be really funny.
7.Salvadorians and Mexicans have a big rivalry when it comes to soccer. Because of that, many hate each other.

8.They hate being called Mexicans because of what was mentioned above.
9.People from the city can be very educated and good at computers and office works while people from the rural areas are more into hard work and agriculture.

10.A lot of Salvadorians speak english since American companies have a big influence in El Salvador and if you speak the language, you have more opportunities to get hired by them. Some can be even sent to the states to work.
11.Salvadorian women are super hot, and really good in bed.
12.Many white Salvadorian for an unknown reason come from rural areas, or small villages in the middle of nowhere.

13.If you see a Salvadorian acting like a white, they are probably "areneros" which is the salvadorian equivalent of being a republican.
Person 1."yo my new boyfriend is salvadorian and he is a god on bed"

Person 2. "Lucky you. I want a salvadorian boyfriend"
by Whassup123 October 16, 2016
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El Salvadorian Snorkel

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The Russian Gasmask performed with a severely crooked dong
Matt tried to give the Russian Gasmask to Sally, but he's so god damn crooked he gave her the El Salvadorian snorkel instead.
by The Blasstard June 11, 2006
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salvadorian sea slug

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A salvadorian sea slug is when a male or female defecates in recipients mouth and then the two participants exchange hard feces from one mouth to the other until the feces melts.
On Valentines Day my girl and I did a Salvadorian sea slug... it was better than exchanging chocolates.
by Chesterfield Magoo September 19, 2016
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The El Salvadorian Handshake is when a man will fake ejaculates inside the vagina of a legal consenting adult female. This is than followed by a panic from the woman, while the man sits calmly explaining the value of childbirth.

When done correctly, will lead for a very fun evening.
"Hey, you ever fake an orgasm while banging a chick?"
"Oh the El salvadorian Handshake? Yeah definitely. But, You gotta fake nut inside her and let her sweat it out."
by HammySamson March 18, 2017
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el salvadorian taco

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it's when someone inserts ground beef into their partner's crack topped with cheese, lettuce, tomato, and salsa, then eats it out.

"It's better than taco bell"
Phil: Yo I heard Cisco gave Laura an el Salvadorian Taco last night.

Brian: Yea dude, he topped it off, yelled BAM and gobbled that shit up.
by the salvadorian tacomuncher January 26, 2010
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salvadorian slurpee

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When you fill up a bathtub with cherry slurpee and eat pussy and ass with a brain freeze.
Although overwhelming, Rico's brain freeze didn't stop him from finishing the salvadorian slurpee he was finishing out of Rita's ass.
by ricon August 11, 2006
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Salvadorian Hitchhike

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"What did you do last night?" "Oh, Ella and I tried the Salvadorian hitchhike! "
by yesthatsmeh February 18, 2015
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