chocolate salty balls

A type of chocolate candy cooked by Chef on south park (played be r&b singer Isaac hayes). the name leads to many double entendras on the show, making it a recurring gag during the episode "chef's chocolate salty balls", as well as appearing on the CD "chef aid: the south park album"

*song chef sings while selling his candy

hey everybody have you seen my balls?
they're big and salty and brown
if you ever need a quck pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth

ooo, suck on my chocolate salty balls
put em in your mouth,
put em in your mouth and suck em and suck em

by Chef aid April 23, 2007

chocolate salty balls

A guys balls that are covered in SHIT because he whiped his ass forward instead of backwards.

She went to suck him off and got a mouthfull of chocolate salty balls

by Rob ONeill January 12, 2005

SBS (Salty Ball Syndrome)

When you go swimming in the ocean with only a bathing suit on. Then the ocean water evaporates leaving your balls laden with salt. The friction generated when the salty ball(s) rub against your leg causes painful burning afterwards.

Guy 1: Dude why aren't you keeping with the pack we have only been walking on the beach for 2 minutes.

Guy 2: I went swimming earlier in the ocean and now I got vicious SBS (Salty Ball Syndrome).

Guy 3: Duuudddeee.

by markexton June 2, 2009

Salty Chocolate Balls

It is a nigga’s nut sack

This Girl Had My Salty Chocolate Balls in her mouth tonight

by A Tall Man Named Bababooey May 5, 2021

Salty Balls

To fap to porn after raging at any kind of FPS, A insult among gamers

xXPR0F4Z3Xx: y dont u tak ur salty balls sumwere eslse u scrub

by xXxDUKF4K3RxXx January 28, 2016

Chocolate Salty Balls

A sexual act between consenting adults which starts with a man's testicles being covered with chocolate pudding and sprinkled with salt. At which point the man's partner will lick/suck the coating clean off.

May also reference a song performed by the chef on the popular late night animated series, South Park.

Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls...
Stick 'em in your mouth, and suck em!!

by ChuckInDuuupps December 2, 2017