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St. Mary's Anglican Girls' School 

Known as one of Western Australia's top schools, St Mary's is a school that prides itself on looking the best, even if that means only endorsing those students who achieve the highest marks, receive the most awards, or get into the most prestigious universities. This often results in the neglect of lower achieving students who are never recognized and may actually require the extra attention. Ironically, it is sometimes these lower achieving students who the school asks to return to school to speak publicly when they win Olympic medals, become lawyers or discover new species. It is then customary for St Mary's to look upon these people with pride, exclaiming, "We created this!", when in reality they did no such thing.
Tv Presenter: And this next woman has recently discovered a cure for cancer...

St. Mary's: You know, she went to St. Mary's Anglican Girls' School. She went to OUR school.

St. Mary's Anglican Girls' School 

St. Mary's Anglican Girls' School is located in Karrinyup, Perth, Western Australia. This school is known for having top academics in Western Australia; However, the girls who get accepted are usually the gorgeous, want to be slutty, dumb ones who have money as well as the quiet, prude, smart, not so weathly ones. Each girl is placed in one of six houses: Craig, Hackett, Lefroy, Riley, Wardle or Wittenoom. Craig wins everything each year so there is no point for the other houses to even try. This school does have a very strict uniform. One has to wear their hair up everyday to prevent lice, the girls are not allowed to have on any make up, they are not allowed to roll their skirts; however, all girls roll their skirts to show more leg to teachers and fellow female students. The real "bad girls" wear the Physical Education uniform for the whole day. Their brother school HALE views St. Mary's girls as

"girls who make up for their lack of intelligence through their wanna-be slutty and bitching behaviors" it is no wonder why everyone hates a SMAGS girl.
"oh my fuckin god heaps of St. Mary's Anglican Girls' School girls are comin this way"

EVIL CASANOVA GIRLS (ECG's) 

(also used as ECG's in short)
1>. females whose sole mission in life is to introduce disgusting sexual innuendos in your regular day to day conversation including ones at events where it may be deemed highly inappropriate such as funerals, management review meetings and conversations with your grandmother

2>. females who like to ambush unsuspecting innocent males with their flirtatious vibes, traumatizing the poor victim in such intensity that the victim shuns all future advances from the fairer sex. This is mostly likely to be followed by drunken orgies and monkey dancing, in celebration of another successful mission
Loser Professor 1 : *sob* I couldnt concentrate on my mensuration lecture today. Whenever I said mensuration, i swear i cud hear tittering at the back of class

Loser Professor 2 (sympathetic) : Oh dear! That class does have too many Evil Casanova Girls (ECG's)

Loser Professor 1 : And i have got 3 more lectures to go! Oh the horror of it!

Loser Professor 2 : But you better brace up. Wait till you come up against the ECG ambush!

Loser Professor 1 : Noooooooooo...Why my? Why me GOD!
EVIL CASANOVA GIRLS (ECG's) by ECG's September 25, 2010

St. Paul's School for Girls 

St. Paul's School for Girls is a small, independent day school committed to educating over 400 students with diverse talents, abilities, and backgrounds. Located on 38 acres in the Green Spring Valley of Baltimore County, Maryland, the school supports a well-educated and experienced faculty committed to providing an academically challenging program while nurturing and supporting each student in grades five through twelve.

The purpose of the school is clearly articulated in the school's mission statement:

St. Paul's School for Girls educates the minds and hearts of girls in a supportive and intellectually challenging community that encourages respect, integrity, creativity, and spiritual growth, preparing them as independent and confident young women to embrace the extraordinary opportunities of our complex world.

Proud of its affiliation with the Episcopal Church through Old St. Paul's, the oldest Episcopal congregation in downtown Baltimore, the school endeavors to pass on the spiritual and ethical values of the Judeo-Christian heritage and to instill in each girl a sense of stewardship and service. SPSG strives to create an environment that is supportive of the multicultural fabric of the school and the Baltimore community.
St. Paul's School for Girls website - www.spsfg.org

it’s not my fault you don’t like girls 

a way of projecting your feelings for your best friend, or another way of saying yo im gay
“You’re ruining everything and for what? So you can swap spit with some stupid girl?”
“Els not stupid. It’s not my fault you don’t like girls!”

August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R 

On August 31st, we honor National Try Anal Day, a sacred end-of-month rite reserved for women whose names begin with R, A, or M and whose last names begin with D, S, or R. This day is more than indulgence, it is a passage into a new chapter of pleasure and discovery. To ignore its calling invites misfortune, but to embrace it ensures fulfillment, balance, and ecstasy as one month closes and another begins.

August = Anal !!
August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R (noun, unofficial (but official) holiday):
A tongue-in-cheek, internet-born celebration marking the final day of August, humorously framed as the “gateway” to new pleasures. Said to encourage adventurous couples to close the month with daring intimacy, it is often described as a playful “rite of passage” into September. While not officially recognized, legends insist that ignoring participation may invite bad luck, boredom, or missed opportunities for unforgettable endings.