Do not talk about /b/.
Guy- Hey guys wanna know about /b/?
*gets kicked in the nuts*
Other guy- You just broke Rule 1.
Girl- Wanna know about /b/?
*gets punched in the tits*
Some other person- You just broke Rule 1.
*gets kicked in the nuts*
Other guy- You just broke Rule 1.
Girl- Wanna know about /b/?
*gets punched in the tits*
Some other person- You just broke Rule 1.
by mboone April 13, 2010
Get the Rule 1mug. "Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men."
A line from Terry Pratchet's novel, the Thief of Time, spoken by Lu Tze the sweeper.
A line from Terry Pratchet's novel, the Thief of Time, spoken by Lu Tze the sweeper.
by Tim the Creator October 31, 2012
Get the Rule 1mug. 
by Xcelion July 4, 2015
Get the Rule 1mug. I knew I had made a mistake in messing with that homeless “brutha” on the light rail, when he went off calling me a “racist” because I suggested he not urinate on the seat in the train.
Dude, if you had followed rule#1 and not engaged in interaction with that “teen”, you might not have gotten beat up!
by 1Icemonkey May 30, 2019
Get the Rule#1mug. If there is no definition of the rule you searched up, it is your civil duty to make a definition for it.
Girl: I tried to find a rule for women on top of men, but I cant find one...
Man: rule -1. Stop being lazy you slut.
Man: rule -1. Stop being lazy you slut.
by Sonicwave.exe May 10, 2021
Get the Rule -1mug.