An internet service plan provided by Brighthouse that is about the same speed as dial-up, only with even worse customer support and service. They are also very selfish with IPs and never deliver what they promise. I've had the same IP for years at a time, not even changing if I leave the router and modem unplugged for a week. One time I moved and it had still not changed! And when you do get a new IP your old one goes to a different user, which can lead to a framing or an innocent user being DDoSed or hacked. In otherwords roadrunner is a TERRIBLE ISP with TERRIBLE speeds and TERRIBLE service and cost way too much, even the cable is slow and laggy!
Please people, be smart. Use Comcast or Verizion
Please people, be smart. Use Comcast or Verizion
by Aixona November 17, 2011
by 1069 November 27, 2005
A group of 3 hot girlfriends who've decided to beat men at their own game by using them and throwing them aside once the ladies have gotten what they've wanted. These men are then "beep, beep" (-ed) through text message or a brief telephone conversation letting them know the "Roadrunners" have came, conquered, and are now done with that a**!
M: "Girl! Jeremy just got the 'beep, beep'! PEACE B*TCH! On to the next victim."
K: "I had to 'beep, beep' Matteo. The cock may have been nice but he needs his own damn house if he wants to try to holler! He doesn't realize he's messing with one of the roadrunners!"
L: "Chad got the 'beep, beep'. How dare he pull that shit with me!"
K: "I had to 'beep, beep' Matteo. The cock may have been nice but he needs his own damn house if he wants to try to holler! He doesn't realize he's messing with one of the roadrunners!"
L: "Chad got the 'beep, beep'. How dare he pull that shit with me!"
by ROADRUNNER CREW April 27, 2009
1) Someone who drives like a total asshole.
2) Someone who drives like a Taliban Suicide Bomber on a mission, with no regard for courtesy, safety or for others.
2) Someone who drives like a Taliban Suicide Bomber on a mission, with no regard for courtesy, safety or for others.
Man, I nearly got taken out in the parking lot by some Taliban Roadrunner who came flying down the lane doing 35mph, and had the nerve to honk at me as he blasted past, swerved and nearly hit some kid. No regrets on his part.
by buggy September 06, 2006
The extremely hard act in which two individuals get on a treadmill and engage in sexual activities. This requires lots of skill, and a very strong sense of athleticism. Very rare, and very difficult to perform
by Johnny-put-his-gun-in-you-PSU August 07, 2010
Simply put a virgin. so-called because in North Carolina the only virgins are women who can outrun their brothers.
She was a carolina Roadrunner!
by Greg birdhunter January 26, 2010
When you dont make it to the bathroom in time at a bar leaving a speedy shit trail behind marking the existence of life.
by Khdmja March 18, 2017