Rinky-Dink

Rinky-Dink is the average gamer's toy name for nintendo's mascot Link}.As seen in many British Nintendo fanboy magazines.

Some Nintendo magazine: "Rinky-Dink is rearin' to go kick ass in a new fast paced game, the Legend Of Zelda: Pure Awesome"

by Chocozai May 8, 2005

Rinky-Dink

Name given to the style of music played by Jools "I love myself" Holland on his late-night show.

"Tune in same time next week for some more rinky-dinky entertainment!"

by Lewis1983 June 8, 2005

rinky dink

an abusive phrase usually associated with the 'Zelda' character Link..use to make him feel small, stupid and/or 'only a game'

"look at that gay rinky dink Link, his cel-da games are abooness"
meaning: those zelda games are heavy, especially the new one but that Link has short legs

by totally rotten May 25, 2003

Rinky Dink

Where you wrap your dick around your leg and touch it to your ass cheeck and jerk off into someones eye.

Steve: Yo Alex...how did your date go last night?

Alex: Well Steve it was pretty awesome, we played majhong and then went upstairs to kanoodle...I got out the ky jelly and fisted her like old yeller! Then we facefucked the cat and then blew my grandma!

Steve: Thats awesome, did you do the old rinky dink?

Alex: Why yes Steve...Yes I did

(High Five)

by Jizz Wacker July 23, 2009

Rinky dink

A guy who has a small penis would be known as a "rinky dink"

A word that describes a boy with a small penis

"Hey Katie how was your night with Greg?"

"We had sex, but I didn't feel it because he has a rinky dink."

"Wow that sucks, don't want no short dick man"

by Cleveralex May 8, 2014

Rinky dink

A common term for a cigarette

I could really go for a rinky dink right now

by Rinkydinkenjoyer July 1, 2021

Rinky dink

Something old and not taken care of

Yo ur car is mad rinky dink

by Chris_Blicky February 1, 2023