riding the velvet dragon

Hey Joe, I was riding the velvet dragon last night for the first time!

Did it feel better than vaginal?

To me, yes, but some people prefer apple pie to pecan.

riding the velvet dragon by fredoandmichael December 26, 2013

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Riding the Black Dragon

When you take all the drugs you can possibly afford at the same time.

Hey Tim, I'm Riding the Black Dragon later tonight, You in?

Riding the Black Dragon by jklolnoob November 30, 2015

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Riding the Pink Dragon

To take Pepto Bismol.
When you eat taco bell and take Pepto Bismol to avoid the inevitable diarrhea, only to be cursed with unbelievable constipation.

"I ate a large Pizza Hut pizza before bed and now I'm riding the pink dragon"

Riding the Pink Dragon by ridnthepinkdragon October 5, 2015

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Riding the crystal dragon

Smoking crystal meth

Person 1: "Hey! Did you see that hobo living under the bridge? It's like you could tell he was riding the crystal dragon!"
Person 2: "Oh totally. Riding it's shimmery body into the bowels of refraction faction."

Riding the crystal dragon by tetsuhikokariya May 20, 2016