off the richter scale

Used by only the awesomest of people. Used to describe something amazing or not even explainably unbeleivable.

"dude, we went boardin' today and I landed a jump that was totally insane off the richter scale."

"shveet!"

by ~zamalzia! January 7, 2009

Anal Richter Scale

a scale which determines how much seismic anal activity is going on, commonly found in laboratories on the anal fault lines in the Cinnamon Ring of Fire, which is a ring of anal volcanoes throughout the pacific. When the anal richter scale hits a 10.0, code red anal is apparent and people flee to save their assholes

Seismologist 1: Oh my god! We have code red anal, I repeat, code red anal! Evacuate Hawaii before a oop attackhits them with g forces of an anal nuclear H bomb!

Seisomolgist 2: AHHH! The poo! Hit the deck and plug your assholes! This could get messy!

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 6, 2004

Ricter Scale

The scale of the intensity of the need to expel a "running-induced crap." 1 would be slight abdominal pain; 10 would be an explosion capable of setting the sky on fire.

"I was so humiliated when I hit a 10 on the Ricter scale at the last mile of my long run. At my running buddies bought me beers afterward to make their making fun of me bearable."

by AP Styles August 8, 2009