retreat

1. A spiritual getaway
2. To surrender, withdraw (i.e. military battle)
3. To treat yourself again

1. I'm going on a retreat to become closer to God
2. I'm French.
3. Retreat yourselves to some Twizzlers.

by thegnome87 March 2, 2007

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redneck retreat

A large blue plastic tarp stretched out and tied off to trees or poles.

Are you sure you want to camp here? That redneck retreat over there tells me it's gonna get loud tonight!

I'm a gonna set up one hell of a redneck retreat to watch the race!

by glamrocker October 11, 2013

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Tactical Retreat

A way to retreat or 'run away' while still retaining your manliness

Joseph: Smokey! we will make a Tactical Retreat Nigerundayo!

by Snow Noob YY May 27, 2019

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A post coital condition occurring to a woman, when ejaculated semen through breast copulation pools in the indentation at the base of the neck, followed by the woman transitioning from a laying down position to an upright position; causing the ejaculate to slowly flow down the upper breast, receding from the indentation.

I tell you what Al, I think global warming is for real... I gave your mom a retreating glacier last night

by Bang-C February 24, 2011

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poop retreat

A poop retreat occures when doing a #2 while aiming sideways in a specific angle to make use of the curving half-pipe structure of the common variety of toilet bowls. A poop retreat signifies a high velocity poop that returns to the creator's rectum.

"Hey Rik, you are not looking that well."
"Yeah man, I am not feeling that well because I just had a poop retreat"
"Do you have an aftertaste?"
"Yeah"

by LizardK1ng November 24, 2014

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Retreat , Texas

Home of the late Beeman's Schoolhouse and the legendary philosopher Michael H. Derryberry.

Jethro Hickinboots - You here about Booby Bruce down in Retreat , Texas ?

Jim Bobberson - Why no I did not , please do tell.

Jethro Hickinboots - His wife cheats on him with the Wi-Fi technician.

Jim Bobberson - Dad gummit I knew it !

by Microwave_Confessions September 29, 2020

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