REO Speedwagon 

When you're comfortable but suddenly need to take a poop and finally do after several minutes of contemplation because you can't fight that feeling anymore. Named because of the band's hit song "Can't Fight This Feeling"

"I was watching TV but a mud missile was kissing my underwear and I finally took an REO Speedwagon"

REO Speedwagon by CatDad1622 May 13, 2024

reo speedwagoning 

verb. to share a poorly sourced rumor as fact on social media. The information is unreliable, because, as the song "Take It on the Run" says, you "heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend" etc etc.

"Look at this GIF meme! Don't go to the mall today, there will be pee served instead of lemonade at the Orange Julius!"
"Wtf, this is just two people texting each other nonsense. Stop REO Speedwagoning".

reo speedwagoning by Peven glugh June 21, 2020