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A term used by Renaissance festival performers and artisans to refer to the faire patrons who try to look/act authentic, but fail horribly.

They often wear clothing they made themselves -- which shows admirable effort -- but they often make terrible mistakes such as wearing a hoop skirt without a real skirt on top or a bodice with no boning. Men will sometimes try to pass a lady's pleated skirt off as a kilt.

Some wear clothing found in a costume shop and look as if a Disney movie or Tolkien novel threw up on them.

The worst of them use the renfaire as an excuse to dress unacceptably slutty. A buxom woman might wear an open-weave crocheted brassier. A man might wear pants slit all the way up the side (which would acceptable and historically accurate with another pair of pants underneath).

Worst of all, they will get disgustingly drunk and try to hit on everyone they see, creeping out performers and patrons alike.

Rennies are the ones who give Renaissance festivals bad reputations.

Used with disdain.
Ugh, that rennie is wearing nothing but a chain-maille loincloth.
rennie by MacKay September 5, 2008
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Any individual to whom the following axioms apply:

1.) Not height/weight proportional (see fatty)
2.) Unable (or unwilling) to bathe themselves on a regular basis
3.) Live eight months out of the year in a pathetic, perverse, slug-like, and anti-social haze that involves playing copious amounts of fantasy role-playing games, whining about the lack of a current renaissance festival, and casting spells on those who do possess some semblance of social normality.
4.) Works for an ISP.
VanCleve shot down the rennie in dial-up that invited him to her pagan love circle at the Renaissance Festival.
rennie by Smith November 19, 2003
This Is often smart and gay...Always want to do fun things with people and she’s a smart ass.Don’t Let her innocent look fool you. She will Keep secrets from you and will never tell you anything apart from that just one person that she likes ....She often acts like a Karen and has Karen/ish Pals 👯 ♀️ Rennie🤓Rennie🤓 make sure to analyse her and stay away from her at all costs just like Karen! This is some advice from experience!
Uh oh! Run!rennie Is coming!
noun A person imbued with an innate desire to exude big dick energy by getting drunk, and then high on adrenaline, only for such extreme levels of cool-ness to be immediately undercut when everyone realises they are just a closeted nerd.
Have you met Jake? He's such a rennie.
rennie by 2nd Biggest Cake January 21, 2022
Rennie is the nicest and prettiest girl. She is the funniest person you will meet and she comes with the biggest bunda but no tits. She is always has a vape in her bra and you can always rely on her to spill your sex stories. She is adventurous and has the hottest hoes on her snapchat.
Rennie gets all the boys, shes so pretty, i wanna be her so bad
Rennie by thehottestgurl1130 April 3, 2022
this rennie is no indigestion tablet.

this rennie will take really sexy photos of people's foreheads, print them off, and make sure you never forget what your own face looks like. she's actually a photographer too. like fr. frfr.

if you ever find yourself a rennie, don't put a ring on it. run. run to the himalayas. rennie can sprint but not to the himalayas. that's unreasonable.

rennie loves colly. great first date idea, find her on tinder if you're interested.
"hey, do you know where rennie went?"
"she's running to the himalayas."
rennie by Ren-Dog October 22, 2023

Rennie Advantage 

The act of smoking marijuana roughly 1 -2 hours before a golf tee time. A reference to Incubus manager Steve Rennie who is an avid 2 handicap golfer.
Dude, for our trip to Bethpage, I'm totally gonna to utilize a Rennie Advantage.
Rennie Advantage by Gold Spoon March 28, 2011