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real person sex

Sex between a man and a woman. The act of performing sexual intercourse the way the good Lord intended it to be.
Caitlin: It was so weird because my lesbian gym teacher taught me about sex.
Chris: That's awkward.
Caitlin: Yeah! She doesn't even have real person sex!
Chris: lol real person sex?
Caitlin: Yeah like between a man and a woman!
by Brobot0001000 November 9, 2010
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Totally Real Person

A person who is defiantly real. His pipe like body and very possible moai head makes him an absolute monster hovering over everyone he sees. He did unfortunately died while trying to fight the zombie cube thingy. May he rest in peace.
Short kid: DUDE! IS THAT TOTALLY REAL PERSON
Dumb kid: TRP? Do you mean The Roleplay
Short kid: No, Totally Real Person. The only true person
by GoodOlAmbientBoy October 21, 2022
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Not A Real Person

Not A Real Person: (N)

1. Character of Society

2. One whose actions are so offbeat that they require one to ask “did he/ she really just do that?”

3. A person who one may see and instantly wonder how he/ she became they way he/ she is today.*


Note: Because of Definitions 1-3 above, we can conclude that Not A Real Person have roles in life designed for entertainment purposes.



Syn: out of control out of sight extraordinary screwy wack
Plu: Not Real People
Abbrev: Not Real
Ant: genuine fake serious real-life normal
Have you ever seen the witches? They are Not Real People.

The old woman with the Cruella de Vil hairstyle is Not A Real Person.
by Professor/ Deutch Beer Girl August 12, 2008
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could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.
At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”
by yrgh October 19, 2024
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Real Cool Person

Aka RCP. Someone who has enough confidence in his- or herself in order to not lie, not start shit, not create drama, and not be fake. Someone who realizes that things will happen and life will go on. Someone who won't fake being cool, because they already are, and don't need any friend, famile member, lover, and/or random creepy person to tell them.
L.K. is an awesome girl because she knows who she is and isn't going to take Joe's shit. She is a wicked Real Cool Person. (or: She's a wicked RCP.)
by JMcP October 5, 2007
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realpersonphobic

when a person isn’t attracted to real people, only fictional
sorry, i don’t like you back. i’m realpersonphobic
by bitch the simp January 14, 2021
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