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Staring at a dead tree with ink on it for hours and hallucinating.
He was reading a picture book, because without pictures he couldn't understand it.
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"Like a slow version of T.V"
~ Neil, The Inbetweeners
Simon: What you doing?
Neil:" I'm reading, I don't know why anyone bothers with this s**t, its like a slow version of T.V"
by Aussie24680 February 21, 2012
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A lifeless suburban upper-middle class town 10 minutes outside of Boston full of snobby parents and teenage stoners everywhere who drive around and listen to dave matthews all day. Weekends are full of random houses and woods to booze in for fun and lots of cops who have nothing better to do but catch you.
"yo, i'm from reading, lets go on a blunt cruise and hit up jordans furniture for ice cream after, sound chill?"
by readingsGay December 15, 2008
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Home of emos, punks,goths, and lots (and I mean LOTS) of stoner grunge kids. Bad shopping,no music scene,basically the suburban version of London.
Also,lots of snobby rich kids who are *down* with grindie and worsip Alex Turner,even though they've never set foot on a council estate in their lives.
Strangely chav free town.Rumours persist they were hunted down and burned in a 1800s' style way.
Reading:Suburbia in denial.
"Wow,look at that seven year old kid smoking pot and rocking out to Velvet Underground CDs! He's a PRO,man!"

"Let's go to Reading!"
"Meh..."
by bandanasarerad September 1, 2006
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getting railed by beast titan 🄵🄵🄵
person A : Hey! i’m currently reading ;)
person B : aw ur so lucky bro
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Friend "Hey bro I tried calling earlier, what you up to?"
You: " Sorry I was "reading"."
by EL_Mark March 18, 2015
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Code word used to describe the act of sexual intercourse (doing the nasty).
Girl you are off 'da hook! Why don't you and I enjoy some reading time?
by Oh-Nobody July 19, 2009
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