Rabbit ears 

Being Broke, no money, pockets empty

Can I borrow 5 dollars? I got rabbit ears

Rabbit ears by Bigdobe34 July 12, 2016

Rabbit Ears 

The inability to keep criticism from affecting the individual being scrutinized, or taking certain mentions personally once heard or read.

Michael Jordan had Rabbit Ears when the NYC Media was editorializing his play because he dominated the Knicks with impunity.

Rabbit Ears by Tribal_Warfare June 3, 2021

Rabbit Ears Being Lazy 

A phrase of exasperation. When you've tried to talk sense into someone, but it hasn't worked. When advice you've given is taken in completely the wrong way. Conversely, it is now also used as someone not caring about heeding another's advice or anything that makes sense. Started as an auto-correct fail.

I told Katie that John cheated on her, but she refused to believe it and is now mad at me. Rabbit ears being lazy, you know?

We told Jack to follow his heart. We didn't think it would lead to a spontaneous trip to Thailand, and a week in a Bangkok jail. Oh well. Rabbit ears being lazy.

Then Maury goes, "You are not the father." And I was like, "Rabbit ears being lazy now, bitch."

Rabbit Ears Being Lazy by TreeBaby September 22, 2013

fukked up rabbit with no ears

a chicken

whats that there

its a fukked up rabbit with no ears

wat!!!!
a chicken dude
ohh right

fukked up rabbit with no ears by mukka24/7 December 12, 2010