quintuple standard

5 to 1 ratio.

A quintuple standard, 5 to 1 ratio, i.e. The MPAA movie rating board allows 5 male genitalia to every 1 female genitalia.

by Noel Torrey March 8, 2009

Quintuple Dare

The mother of all dares. It is 5x the normal commitment and pressure of an average dare. Should you decide to go back on a quintuple dare, you won't be able to, because it denies the laws of time and space.

Situation 1:

Bill: Hey Joe, I quintuple dare you to throw a brick that guy and steal his car!

Joe: No way man, not happening.

Bill: You can't avoid a quintuple dare, the Earth will implode.

Joe: Well, I guess one brick to the face wouldn't hurt anyone. Besides the guy, that is.

Situation 2:

Bill: Hey Joe, I quintuple dare you to throw a brick that guy and steal his car!

Joe: No way man, not happening.

Bill: You can't avoid a quintuple dare, Joe, the Earth will implode.

Joe: I'll take my chances on tha--

-Earth Implodes-

by commentary_queen August 11, 2010

Quintuple Six Rule

Rule that women with high standards use to judge men. They require:

1.) Six figure salary+
2.) Six pack abs+
3.) Six inch penis+
4.) Six feet tall+
5.) Six years of college+(advanced degree)

We can’t date I go by the quintuple six rule.

by MysteriousSpoon April 2, 2021

quintuple-third-cousin

Quintuple-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and ten great-great-grandparents in common.

My quintuple-third-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

Quintruplets

Quintruplets:
When giving birth and you don't have quadruplets; you have an extra half of a baby.

Maybe the cast of "Two and a Half Men" were quintruplets. He is only half a human after all.

by TwattyWafflies August 5, 2017

Quintuple

When a man pops a boner and quickly starts thrusting his penis inside a woman’s pussy. But when he cream pies that clit, he still thrusts his wiener into her cervix even when his penis is now soft and a chode. The woman clenches her clit lips together, cutting off circulation to the crank, leaving it saggy and purple.

Get in my fucking bed Sally so I can Quintuple that cunt.

by daddyhasapenis September 30, 2017

Quintuplifaded

Faded from 5 DIFFERENT types of intoxicants

When i took schrooms, Ecstacy, Acid, Smoked Cigarettes, and drank Alcohol i was Quintuplifaded.

by Poopsk8 January 22, 2009