Quantum

An awesome car made by Volkswagen that was the predecessor to the Passat. Made in the 1980's before being discontinued. Very few are left in existence and only a true badass would drive one.
Aaron Mctag is a truely awesome man because he drives a brown quantum.
by Lord Addius May 03, 2007
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QUANTUMIZE

To make your dreams come true. Scientifically, this happens when you think of something you want to do, your thoughts then activate the growth of brain cells. This then guides your subconcious and concious through the steps of manifesting that dream into reality. The trick is, you must act apon those thoughts. Matter = thought + design.

Standing up for the first time creates brain cells that are engaged every other time you get up. If you never stand up again, your brain cells will eventually die off, you will then have to re-think what you need to do to stand up and re-grow those cells.
Billy: I am going to make the top 500 richest people in Australia.

James: Oh yeah! And how do you think you will do that?

Billy: I'll quantumize it. You'll have to wait an see...Do you want a job? I'll make you famous!

Another example is in the original Willy Wonker movie. When Grandpa George had to relearn to stand-up and walk after 30 years or so of staying in bed.
by VICKI KARMA October 18, 2006
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Quantum

(Adjective) Something that is too intense to be described as "intense"; extremely awesome

This word can be used when no other word can be found to describe an awesome occurence
"DUDE! That heavy metal concert was QUANTUM!"
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Quantum Nimbus

An uncommon, aberrant atmospheric condition wherein multiple opposing jet streams violently converge to form colossal, hydronautic vapor columns as a result of haphazardly fluctuating climatic temperatures, intense friction and a microcosmic, atomization of subterfuged kinetic energy. In especially unique and volatile environmental circumstances, extreme barometric density builds and induces a tourbillion-like vacuuming effect, whereby coagulating particles accumulate into a voluminous mass, temporarily opening a 'quantum' realm where cosmic physical properties emanate translucent, paralytic neuromuscular macro-waves.
1 {Curious Observer A} - "Dude, look at that incredible cloud formation over the Superstition mountains!" {Curious Observer B} - "Dude, thats a freaking 'Quantum Nimbus!'"

2. {Meteorologist broadcasting to audience} - "We've got some breaking, urgent news for you right now, so please listen closely, then take shelter immediatley if you are anywhere in the vicinity of the east valley. If you take a look at the weather map, right here, you will notice this unusual, columnar cloud structure, which, miraculously enough is the first observable evidence of a 'Quantum Nimbus' folks! Yes, you heard right, 'Quantum Nimbus'; capable of unleashing interminal cosmic destruction, peril, paralysis and the immediate extrication of human beings from the surface of the earth into an alternate quantum metaphysical realm, forever!"
by Charitable Disguise December 06, 2019
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Quantum flipping

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The reality-bending combination of LSD, Psilocybin Mushrooms, and Peyote. Quantum flipping may cause the user to feel like they are transcending the boundaries of this physical dimension.
Friend: What're you doin for New Year's Eve?
Me: Quantum flipping
Friend: Oh, really...why?
Me: So I can finally escape this shitty dimension
by TheTallestPsychonaut December 22, 2020
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Quantum Shrek

Quantum Shrek is the most powerful being in the known universe. He only appears once every thousand years. Its said that if thought about for more than one millionth of a second, the person would instantly die of asphyxiation from Quantum Shrek’s massive metaphysical cock. He will never physically be seen in the same time and reality by anyone.
Bro 1: Bro, have you heard about Quantum Shrek?
Bro 2: Ye... *dies of instant asphyxiation*
by Dan^2 June 17, 2019
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quantum rizzics

Rizz on a extra physical, molecular level. The most fundamental of rizz. Normally used for people with inhumane levels of rizz
Mike: Bro did you see Alex talking to Mikayla

Jake: Yea, bro got a masters degree in quantum rizzics
by ThatGuy2001 December 13, 2022
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