Purple hair day 

12 of June

Purple hair day is the best day of the year

Purple hair day by Glichtrap October 8, 2020

Purple hair day 

12 of June

Purple hair day is the best day of the year

Purple hair day by Glichtrap October 8, 2020

Prickly Purple Hair bruise 

The Prickly Purple Hair Bruise is when your girl is getting ready to ride you during the nasty and your dick is resting upward along your lower belly and she start rubbing her pussy lips along the underside of your dick, thinking you enjoy it. Meanwhile her needle-like shaved coochie hair is scraping your shaft like using a bristle brush to clean grease off of a flat top griddle, causing excruciating pain that feels like it's turning your cock into minced meat. The next day you we wake up with a purple dick, because not only did she unknowingly apologize for torturing your helpless little pecker by fucking you like a Jack rabbit, but tried to turn your Johnson into a Bloody Mary.

Alex: "Fuck, my dick hurts"
Chris: "Why?"
Alex: "This bitch rode me mad hard last night after rubbing her serrated VAGINA all over my Wang. I got that Prickly Purple Hair bruise"
Chris: "Damn bruh, that's a hell of a way to pop your cherry"

Prickly Purple Hair bruise by Maly-Mo May 5, 2020

National kiss a purple hair girl 

You kiss a purple hair girl on a Thursday

Smooch smooch on national kiss a purple hair girl

National kiss a purple hair girl by savethedinos April 20, 2024

Purple Hairs 

Unemployed radical leftists who pride themselves on having perfect riot attendance and exude a sense of entitlement unmatched by any known species prior to. Most likely explaining to your grandparents why the 4th of July is white man's day and how prisons should have movie theaters installed.

After waking up at 3pm, the purple hairs decided to visit the local coffee shop and read communist manifestos aloud.

Purple Hairs by SkidKnowsAll July 5, 2021

Purple haired slut 

a women of no morality that abandons her family and every other aspect of the life she built.

Look at that purple haired slut, did you hear she's homeless and dating a meth head on purpose?

Purple haired slut by Breelyn June 1, 2020

purple haired women 

Purple haired women insist on being stomped on choked gaged and most likely want to be fucked for non stop hours on till they pass out.

Purple haired girl: lemme bite ur balls and bust them like eggs!

Innocent dude: but but.

Purple haired woman: YOUR BALLS ARE MINE!

Innocent dude: NO IM A VIRGIN

Purple haired women: *inhales nut sack

purple haired women by Belle ya mans March 21, 2021