Pakfection

Pakfection is a rapidly contagious type of infection spread by the narcissistic bipolar dolphin boner named Pakman. The symptoms include bipolarism, sudden change of sexuality, retardation, lack of basic emotions, narcissism, “cool kid”, vulgar language, violent tendencies, racism and sexism. There is currently no permanent cure for the pakfection.

Gabby: You caught the pakfection. You’re so pakfected, James.

James: NO I’M NOT, YOU ASIAN DOG-EATING BITCH!!!

by FrogyBoi >:3 October 11, 2023

Perfection

The person reading this.

Hey, Y/N! You're perfection, I hope you have a rad day.

by have_u_seen_my_dad December 3, 2018

Protection

Something my parents should’ve used when they made me.

“Dad, why didnt you use protection”

by McMinion March 17, 2020

Perfection

You

Look at perfection

by Vans and nike socks September 1, 2014

splash protection

The application of toilet paper to the surface of the toilet bowl water in order to prevent the up-splash of water while releasing your load.

Jack: Finished in there?

John: Yeah man. The water level is high, make sure you use splash protection or you'll get the ass splash.

by ardeliskane May 22, 2008

Civil Protection

Civil protection, a.k.a. metro police, are the worst a-holes in the half life universe. They kick down your door, they beat the crap out of you, and are generally unpleasant. IS WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAID IF I WAS A STUPID, NO-BRAIN REBEL!!!
The metro police are the nicest in city 17, they'll always be right beside you, always protecting you, always saving you from stupid headcrabs trying to bite your head off!! They're the best!!!

Guy 1: Hey, you think civil protection are good?
Guy 2: Heck yeah i do!
Guy 1: You ain't wrong, man!

by the metro man May 30, 2020

PROFECTIONIST

A PROFESSIONAL AND PERFECTIONIST AT ONCE

The Profectionist was a perfect profesional

by suckdick69 March 14, 2009