biscuit lipped porchmonkey

same thing as saying nigger

damn i knocked that biscuit lipped porchmonkey out

by gmoney618 June 1, 2011

porchmonkey

a person of any ethnic origin who hangs out on front porches/ apartment stairwells/ front yards with other porchmonkeys smoking weed and drinking.

"Dude, let's go inside."
"Nah, I'd rather sit here and wait for my drug dealer to show up."
"Roll a blunt and pass me that 40."
"You're such a porchmonkey."

by ex-porchmonkey white girl July 28, 2006

porchmonkey

a black son of a bitch that loves to sleep on the porch and snore like a monkey

Pedro and Frank, look at that saggy old porchmonkey!

by anulsexlolol April 2, 2008

porchmonkey

a black redneck, preferably illterate and ugly

"Jimmy, why the fuck are you such a porchmonkey?"

by jimmy nguyen January 13, 2008

porchmonkey

a person of any ethnic origin who hangs out on front porches/ apartment stairwells/ front yards with other porchmonkeys smoking weed and drinking.

"Dude, let's go inside."
"Nah, I'd rather sit here and wait for my drug dealer to show up."
"Roll a blunt and pass me that 40."
"You're such a porchmonkey."

by ex-porchmonkey white girl July 26, 2006

porchmonkey

a significant other, girlfriend/ boyfriend, spouse, lover

how was your day my little porchmonkey?

by porchape March 31, 2010

porchmoney

a prostitue.

john's such a porchmoney!

by cbright13 August 30, 2010