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POOSEY PHAT

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when IG fitness models where those padded shorts with the vagina contours and bend over just to show you the finish line.
Look pon de gyal dem poosey phat!!!
by AJ the PumPum Hunter November 6, 2023
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loosey poosey

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1. a vagina that is too large or too loose to be physically penetrated

2. usually loosened by excessive fisting rather than actual sexual activity
Person A: How was that loosey poosey Kait last night?
Person B: It was like fucking the Holland Tunnel. I thought she was pussy farting the entire time.
by SexEdTeacher July 7, 2009
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Moosey Poosey

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Noun: Latinx orgin
A severe case of camel-toe (i.e.; where the vortex of the crotch acquires the form of the vagina's lips {Poosey}).
Oh My Gawd Becky! Her moosey poosey is so, like, up in there, it's cutting off circulation to her uterus!
Damn, Gurl! My anaconda ain't gon' fit in that tight-ass moosey poosey!
Ay guey! That moosey poosey looks so juicy--I wanna add some Cholula and take a bite out that taco! MMMMMM-que sabroso!
That moosey poosey is so deep, I could track you in the snow!
by vajuice June 3, 2019
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A phrase adapted by stan twitter user "oneofthefaggz" to signify he is H word. Made popular in the Mario Kart GC
My poosey hurts- 😳
by Oneofthefaggz October 19, 2020
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Loosey Poosey

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After lunch at Taco Bell I had a bad case of the loosey pooseys.
by HardyPartyMom April 26, 2022
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Loose Poose Juice (commonly known as LPJ) is the term used to measure the quantity, normally in fluid ounces, of bullshit that comes out of one's mouth when stimulated with a topic that pressures them to give a response, regardless of if it's the correct answer or not. Sometimes normally overly exaggerated or just completely untrue. The answer has about as much weight to it as a bucket of LPJ.
"You wouldn't believe the amout of LPJ this guy was feeding me when he was telling me about this girl he was with."

"Those Rude people over there are just full of that loose poose juice with the things they tell me."

"I could drown in the amount of loose poose juice coming out of that dude's mouth."
by Vinacular V June 9, 2018
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Poosay

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Another term for the slang "pussy" used to call vaginas in a funnier way, Mostly used by satirical accounts
ex.
"My Poosay is Horknee"
"I Love Poosay!"
by dXni March 29, 2022
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