poontangler

1. He or she that tangles with poon. See poon.
2. Slang term for parasitic poon insect,i.e.: crotch critter, crab, etc.

Submit to me you hussy! For I am the POONTANGLER !!!

by JOE HUFF January 27, 2005

poontanger

it is a verb meaning a guy (tanger) is tanging (having sex/fingering/eating/ exc) poon (a womens clam/vagina/hoochie) and a person who does that man/woman is called a poontanger where poon is the clam and tanger is the guy tanging the poon

"im going to go out with him cause i hear he is a hardcore poontanger!"

by Zeric December 18, 2005

Poontangle

Female pubic hair.

I'll bet that European chick has a massive poontangle.

by Mr_Snobes November 29, 2011

Poontangle

Difficult situation caused by an extra marrital affair with a worman.

I found myself knee deep in a poontangle when my wife and my girlfriend met at our annual holiday party for work.

by Nick Colorado January 11, 2010

poontango

After a good fuck and your partner is asleep, you may commence poontango which is basically any act of which you taking advantage of the female private parts while she is asleep. i'e. using as a plate, fishing, tasting, prodding or in kinky circumstances, slicing, biting or stabbing.

lissie: oh that was great, i'm real tired, you dont mind if i just fall asleep do you? what will you do?
Charles: Probably commence poontango, but dont worry i'll be fine.
lissie: well ok th- ZZZZZZZZZZ.
Charles: (to himself) W00t

by Infadibulum January 19, 2009

Poontangler express

A vehicle that is typically driven by a man who gets a lot of pussy

Dylan - Did you see Mitch in his poontangler express

Ryan - yeah he's gunna Ashley later ... a lot

by Poontanglerexpress78 July 2, 2016

Poontangle

A jealous love triangle among three lesbians

She thought they were just friend with benefits but it turned into an ugly poontangle.

by SkateDog November 11, 2019