poobarb

Poo on the end of a barb wire stick.

To 'poobarb' someone you put said stick into an oraphis of the human variety. The human will undoubtably cry ' POOOOOOOOBARB'

by Laura Yates September 16, 2007

Poobarteese

Verb: A person who manages to accomplish a trisomic event, by means of shitting a stack so pure it creates a harmonic fart sound, while burping and sneezing a symphony for the duration of said event.

Noun: a person who is stereotypically an asshat with no boundaries, with their poop life.

That man is so legendary he performed a poobarteese after eating a can of beans.

She performed a poobarteese after I stuffed my dick up her ass.

I dub my cousin a poobarteese person cos he always shows my his crap before flushing it.

by Mikasa fitch January 6, 2021

poobarteese

Verb: the action of pooping followed by a symphony of a fart burp and sneeze.

Noun: a group of people who express there poop as if it where their faith.

She performed a poobarteese after she shoved a dildo up her ass, it was amazing.

My cousin is therefore dubbed a member of the poobarteese committee, for he has always shared with me his poop before he flushes.

by Mikasa fitch January 6, 2021

Poobar

A prying device used to enable a turd release when there is an extreme constipatory defecation.

I was so backed up, luckily I found a poobar to pry the clogger out.

by Franklin Greenpepper December 19, 2023

Poobar

An elite group of thug ass og niggaz

Did you hear about what happened in Poobar?

Yeah, waffer got raped.

by cyphers January 4, 2024

Poobarely

One that doesn’t wipe after a bowel movement

McDonald’s was out of toilet paper and I had to number 2 so today I’m a poobarely

by Mandit January 18, 2024