Girl Pocket

Another name for a vagina.
A perfect place to hide or store things

How did you guys get that in here? They were searching everyone at the door.
Emily hid it in her girl pocket. They never search that.

Girl Pocket by gmistake June 26, 2010

pocket girlfriend 

A long distance girlfriend known only through digital communications, the entire relationship consists of phone calls, text messages, and sent photos. Usually rocky, though not lacking in emoitional intensity or committment due to lack of any physical contact. The relationship is maintained though constant communcation, most often a cell phone in speaker mode, worn in one's pocket to continue interaction with the pocket girlfriend while in public social situations

"who is he talking to?"

"his pocket girlfriend"
"Justin, your pocket girlfriend is a dipshit, you should just get a regular girl here."

pocket girlfriend by cynicalsinner August 12, 2011