Plushophile 

That crazy 31-year old sicko who stole my teddy bear, cut a hole between its legs, and messed up the stuffing with some kind of smelly fluid by the time I found it. It was so badly mutilated and reeked so bad that I immediately threw it in the trash.

Damn that plushophile and his teddy-molesting fetish.

Plushophile by kid August 20, 2003

Plushophile 

Someone who has some kind of relationship with a plush (a furry toy). This person is not automatically perverted. They may just be unable to mix with other people socially. I'm sure there are some such people who do nothing more than look after their plush, care for it and cuddle it in front of the TV as though it was a person. On the other end of the scale, however, I think the 'inflatable doll' mentality is taken to severe extremes. Plushophiles who have full-sex relationships with their cuddly toys make a hole between the toy's legs and....well, you can guess the rest.

A certain type of plushophile seems to have misunderstood what 'taking a cuddly toy to bed' means.

Plushophile by Stormsworder May 30, 2007

Plutophilia 

The belief of Pluto still being a planet because it's clearly getting fucked over upside down sideways.

I believe in Plutophilia.

Plutophilia by It'sBlu October 16, 2017