perfect pitch

Perfect pitch is when someone throws an accordian and it hits a bagpipe.

Lawrence heaved his accordian and it hit Scotty's bagpipes to the great relief of all who can hear.

by duels May 13, 2005

a perfect pitch

When you take a dump and go to wipe your arse and the paper comes away clean.

I took a shit yesterday and when i wiped the tp came up clean... I had thrown a perfect pitch!

by Fiddler234 January 6, 2017

Pitch Perfected

To lure an unsuspected female to your home to watch the movie Pitch Perfect with the intention of having sex with her.

He totally Pitch Perfected her last night.

by PitchPerfetto November 18, 2014

Perfect pinch

Using your sphincter muscle to "pinch" closed after defecating. Perfect pinch leaves the toilet paper perfectly clean.

"No worries on the shortage of toilet paper. I had a perfect pinch."

by OttoParts June 9, 2009