Iowa Piña Colada

When a man cums inside the vagina, anus, or mouth of a woman, and then takes a piss in that same hole, then if in the vagina or anus, “stir” the two fluids with the man’s penis and have the man drink it bottoms up. If orally prepared, the woman will mix the two fluids with her tongue and swallow it.

So Shawn asked me if I banged my bitch the other night, so I told him I did, and she tried a new cocktail I made called the Iowa Piña Colada.

by Helpimstuckinmyparentsbasement February 25, 2019

Tasmanian Pina Colada

A delicacy that is formed in the rectum. Drizzle coconut milk and cream of any consistency into the anus and slowly swish it around in there. Once blended rub a slice of pineapple all over the asshole to add a tanginess once you drink it. Then pour as much milk as you want into the butthole. Once completed get him/her to stand up and spread their cheeks apart. Place your lips on the asshole and drink up. Bottoms up amigos!

I had a "Tasmanian Pina Colada" last night.

by FatassCurls July 29, 2019

Pina Colada

A pina colada is known as a cocktail, on the other hand if you have a VERY immature mind a pina colada is known as a penis!!

Darian: Do you like pina coladas?!?!
Shannon: O yes, very creamy
Darian: *laughs*

by Pina coladassss June 28, 2008

Pina Colada Head

Someone who has dyed their hair so much that they dye has permanently altered their ability to think straight.

"Heidi, you are such a pina colada head!"

by Campkid September 28, 2008

pina colada

"oMg gUyS iT tAsTeS lIkE pInA cOlAdA" -@tiktok

this pina colada quote is from tiktok, you either get it or you don't

by tiktokqween February 27, 2019

Pina Colada

A drink you make for your girlfriend so that she can drink it while you bury your face between her legs.

Would you like a "Pina Colada" tonight?

Or

"Last night, Heath made me a Pina Colada."
"Really?"
"Yes, and he went down on me while I drank it..."
"Wow!"

by Sheepus Minimus March 13, 2010

pina colada

The semen and juices left on the dick, ass, and wherever from a polynesian piledriver

Nick: Man I fucked the hell out of that sluth earlier

Brian: Did you give her the polnesian piledriver?

Nick: Yeah she had pina colada running down her legs when I kicked her out!

by Double Bs May 6, 2008