Illusion: Photocopiers are merely man-made electrostatic machines which duplicate sheets of text and images with at the press of a button.
Reality: A live photocopier is the single most dangerous thing unknown to man. The machines used by humans are simply husks of once-living photocopiers. A live photocopier is invisible to the human eye, and each one wears a dead skin mask of a previous human victim, which they flash briefly at passers-by to make them decorate their pants. They are also equiped with double ink-jet blasters, as well as a large red button which, when pressed by a human lucky (or foolish) enough to survive for so long in the presence of a living photocopier, will immediately pulverise half of the planet. However, if all the photocopiers' buttons were pressed at the same time, the entire universe as we know it would be smushed into oblivion.
Reality: A live photocopier is the single most dangerous thing unknown to man. The machines used by humans are simply husks of once-living photocopiers. A live photocopier is invisible to the human eye, and each one wears a dead skin mask of a previous human victim, which they flash briefly at passers-by to make them decorate their pants. They are also equiped with double ink-jet blasters, as well as a large red button which, when pressed by a human lucky (or foolish) enough to survive for so long in the presence of a living photocopier, will immediately pulverise half of the planet. However, if all the photocopiers' buttons were pressed at the same time, the entire universe as we know it would be smushed into oblivion.
Asante: Holy fuck! Did you see that shit?
Cleopatra: Oh God, it's a fucking photocopier! Run, run, run, run, run, run, run (ink spurting), aaaaaaaargh fuckcunt!!!!
Cleopatra: Oh God, it's a fucking photocopier! Run, run, run, run, run, run, run (ink spurting), aaaaaaaargh fuckcunt!!!!
by Tigerchild January 19, 2009
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Incidentally, it is often tight people that photograph their paper because they don't want to pay the measly 10¢ it costs to use an original photocopier.
Incidentally, it is often tight people that photograph their paper because they don't want to pay the measly 10¢ it costs to use an original photocopier.
When tayhimself was offloading his pics from his LT onto his shuffle of their recent forkét shooting, he was 'photocopying'.
by Kent Wes Jacobsen October 27, 2006
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Individual often found in the photocopy room. Can have large glasses will often have braces, and certainly a high anoying voice. Strong lesbian conotation, not to be used lightly. Often used as an insult.
by Phisch June 10, 2004
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guy 1: Wow check out this snake eating this man!
guy 2: SHENANIGANS!!
guy 1: Oh yeah, i forgot you were on the PhotoCop Task Force...nevermind.
guy 2: SHENANIGANS!!
guy 1: Oh yeah, i forgot you were on the PhotoCop Task Force...nevermind.
by Malek267 April 24, 2009
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Billy was walking along his street happily whistling a merry tune when he feels a cold chill across his neck, he glances over his shoulder catching a quick glance of something, he's unsure what. Billy shrugs his shoulders and continues on his merry way when the Evil Photocopier falls out of the sky squashing Billy flatter than a Two dollar hooker on the job
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