PHIL SWIFT HERE FROM FLEX TAPE
by knljndljsb jl,sn ,jlvknbsj,v March 28, 2018
Phil Swift is a salesperson who became an online popularity after advertising his products such as flex seal and flex tape.
Some of his online work is very popular, such as the videos where he saws boats in half and fixes them back together with the flex products.
Phil swift is a very admirable character and we all love him.
Phil is so god like, that I worship him every morning; he is my idol.
<3 We love you Phil
Written by Niamh Edwards.
Some of his online work is very popular, such as the videos where he saws boats in half and fixes them back together with the flex products.
Phil swift is a very admirable character and we all love him.
Phil is so god like, that I worship him every morning; he is my idol.
<3 We love you Phil
Written by Niamh Edwards.
by Niamh_3dwards December 6, 2018
Deborah: I haven't been able to shit since we did anal what happened?
Shane: Oh yeah I forgot I Phil Swifted you that night.
Shane: Oh yeah I forgot I Phil Swifted you that night.
by FlexSwift May 30, 2019
by xX_SUICIDALLILPUMP420666_Xx August 21, 2018
"To show you the power of Flex Tape
I sawed this boat in half!
And repaired it using only Flex Tape!"
-Phil Swift, Flex Tape commercial
I sawed this boat in half!
And repaired it using only Flex Tape!"
-Phil Swift, Flex Tape commercial
by Genius Khan September 29, 2018
"When the 1,000 year war against Satan and his army of demons versus the Archangel Micheal and his legion of angels is over, a being of great power will be born to fix the broken earth."
Revelations 6 verse 9
Revelations 6 verse 9
by therealdonaldSUCC November 7, 2018