Philip 

Is in love with his hair

Literally everyone: Philip stop touching your hair!

Philip by Stop it Philip July 18, 2018

Philip 

A furtive pigeon who will come to your doorstep mysteriously. He will ask you for food but you must refuse him, or something horrible will happen...

Prison inmate: how’d you end up in this crazy house?
You: Philip. He got me with his avian deception *shakes fist maniacally*, curse YOU PHILIP!!!

Philip by Georgette_rache January 3, 2020

philip 

A sports fanatic. Loves Italian stuff, especially pasta. Sets his mind to anything he wants. Unless, of course, he loses. People don't like losing, but boy, does he hate. Philips are smart and make great friends. Dont ever doubt their true potential.

Philip is a boss

philip by sniperpro December 16, 2014

Philip 

A very malnourished boy. Philip's typically are HUGE Diary of a Wimpy kid fans, and will do anything to get the attention of Jeff Kinney (the author of the franchise). He is not afraid to kill his family and friends to get any Diary of Wimpy Kid merchandise. In Fact I refused to give a Philip my Diary of Wimpy Kid Dog Days movie poster, and now he is after me. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO GET MY MESSAGE OUT THERE. HELP ME I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I CAN SURVIVE.

Man your reading Diary of a Wimpy Kid, don't go Philip on us.

Philip by KeyesMiller May 28, 2019

philip 

He is a man with an absolutely massive cock that is the size of a car. So many people want to suck it and have fun with him, but he only chooses one person. That person has an amazing sucking power and is very talented. Philip will love you, take care of you, and the best of all is when you can suck the cream out of his massive cock. But when he has had enough he will choke you with his schlong. But its okay since Philip is the best. He is a kind and loving person. Everyone wants some of his cream.

Girl 1: How come she gets to suck the bombastic Philip cock?
Girl 2: She's the chosen one.

Philip: AHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHH
Girl 1: OMG he sprayed his cum all over the her face!

philip by DICKIPIKI May 2, 2023

Philip 

Philip is a person with a great personality and great in bed. Philip is a guy you want to be around, he spreads love and kindness to everyone he sees. He loves to take ladys home and in his bed

Philip the god in the bed

Philip by Oompa Gang February 18, 2021

philip 

A guy who loves to take his shirt off n spin his dick around like a helicopter like Petey Pablo.

Have you ever met Philip? His dyiack is magical.

philip by mixxedteal February 18, 2015