Pebbledashing

A game in which Geoff must run quickly and gather small, smooth stones. Having collected several hundred he then thrusts them up the arse of his long-suffering partner... the Tonibitch. Toni then bends over, and having eaten a Madras the night before, lets rip the foul delight of shit-stained stones onto Geoff's erect cock
Geoff: "Bend over you rotten cunt, I'm pebbledashing"
Toni: "Must we? I'm really tired of all this shit, can't we just make normal love"
Geoff: "Jesus... you fucking freak!"
Toni: <sigh>
by John Lidgley May 23, 2008
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Pebbledash

Pebbledash coming from the south London area

Meaning of small rabbit type of poo coming from a human anal.
Stop pebbledashing in the tesco bag
by pebbledash December 16, 2008
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Pebbledash Blues

The Pebbledash Blues are a particular brand of isolation and apathy symptomatic of any condition which prevents you from moving more than 10m from a toilet (due to chronic diarrhoea, hence the use of pebbledash. The origins of a case of Pebbledash Blues can be wide ranging, from participation at a craft ale festival to Norovirus. Sufferers of the 'Blues are generally identified by their sick demeanor, unwillingness to leave the house, an awkward gait caused by an overworked ringpiece and the rank odour emitted from their bathroom.
Is Richard coming out tonight?

Nah, he's sulking at home with a case of the Pebbledash Blues.
by McBuffet September 10, 2017
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