La Parka

The La Parka is a sexual maneuver in which one person (the giver) anally penetrates his partner (the receiver). He then proceeds to grasp receiver's anus ring and pull it over said receiver's head (like a rain parka). He then dances like former pro wrestler La Parka.

I am sore this morning because my partner blessed me with the La Parka last night. Plus, now I have this handy dandy rain repellent hood.

by La Parka January 19, 2008

fishtail parka

a army coat worn by mods on scooters

by chap stick April 23, 2003

Meat Parka

Similar to a "meat vest" Meat parka refers to an individual who is fatter than fat, and therefore looks as though he/she is wearing a parka fashioned from meat.

"Damn look at that meat parka!"
Also see "Meat Vest"

by TaDongle May 28, 2008

Dick Parka

the covering of skin that surrounds the head of a penis when a man is uncircumcised.

bob:dude what is that?

john: man its my dick parka. it helps keep it warm.

by jimboy929 October 10, 2009

Ozarka Parka

When a Male saran wraps ice to his penis. Thus adding to the parka effect to deed. Proceding the dick wrapage, the male inserts his penis into the vagina creating a chilling effect... this proves pleasurable for both parties.

Man, that ozarka parka i gave Becky last night was off the chain.

by A Town June 23, 2007

Jurassic Parka

A jacket so old it should be extinct, but isn't.

'Why are you still wearing that Jurassic parka? It doesn't even zip up any more!'

by pandora16 June 30, 2015

peta parka

Peta Parka Is the Jersey Ghetto Peter Parker, and he is the most boujee guy you will ever see

Peta Parka do be boujee doe

by SuperiorVenaCava March 26, 2021