Paranalactivity

Being raped anally by a ghost, not to be confused with Wind Rape.

If you don't want to be raped by a ghost you will need a Paranalactivity chastity belt to protect against it.

by Fairy Slapper October 4, 2013

paranailing

When two people are nailing while parasailing.

The two people went paranailing, instead of just parasailing.

by Pseu, Pseu, Pseudio September 3, 2018

parasailing

A satirical synonym for paragliding, grounded in public confusion of the activity and the sport.

Sunday! Let’s do parasailing!!

by Whistling teapot September 2, 2022

Paraphilia Parry

subverting expectations by acting like you're sexually into something another person has done.

Dan: I'm gonna stab you
Josh: Ahn! yes please!
Dan: What the fuck???
Josh: The Paraphilia Parry; works every time.

by no good names work May 24, 2024