ockert

Still man still
Son of Hein....."have you met Hein?"

Hey there's Ockert, have you met his old man Hein?

by meetusinthecoffeeshop August 8, 2018

Ockered

To be Ockered, is a very long process, with several phases, that may take days, months, or even years. An Ockering may take place with or without your consent and you won't know it has happened until it's over.

AHHHHHHH....Oh naw, Oh Fuckin Naw, Oh Hellllllllll Naw!!!! I got Fuckin Ockered son!

by Farfy Blobbles September 6, 2010

Ockerus Prime

A penis that is erect due to its transformation from small to large.

Yoshi's Ockerus Prime was a standard 12inches.

by PTY LTD Putrid February 28, 2015

Ockert

Big cock bigger hart

I really wish ockert was here

by Writing bitch November 23, 2021

ockerby

a curly haired boy, with thick black hair that's like a bush!

dude, that guy's a rite Ockerby!

by MasterHowl October 19, 2008

ocker

Ocker:
Typical Australian, generally male. Uses terms such as "That's gold" and pronounces the word "beer" without the R.

Also known as: Bogan.

Also see:
Bogan

That dingo stole my baby! ... damn that's ocker

by boy_with_doll December 6, 2006

ocker

A term for the so-called typical Australian male- overweight, slobbish, beer-drinking man who spent his time on the couch. However, this image is mainly limited to the older generation, as most young Australian men take an interest in keeping fit and active.

That bloke down the road is such an ocker. Would do him good to do some exercise once in a while.

by FFGoddess February 7, 2004