spit on the mic

Another term for a blow job

“Mic” meaning hog

Hey babe want to sing some karaoke ? Want to spit on the mic tonight?

by I love Mc Donald’s December 24, 2017

Screamin' on the mic

Refers to the act of fellatio, particularly when preformed with great vigor.

(Presumably first used by Arsenio Hall, Flavor of Love 3)

Yo man, dis girl was screamin' on the mic all night!

Fo real?

Aww fo real, yo!

by Matt T Hall May 21, 2008

Put your cat on the mic

when you tell someone when they when someone to tell them someone to when tell them to get more bitches like yknow

"Hey Michael, put your cat on the mic"

by Bennnjie October 13, 2021

My Dog Turned on the Microwave

A convenient way of buying yourself time during a phone call or chat session without seeming rude.

(09:18) * S(A)lly strips
(09:18) <ReytheGreat> My dog turned on the microwave

by Wardnug April 7, 2009

leaning on the microwave

The final stage in the production of crack cocaine.

I'm leaning on the microwave, these rocks will be dried and ready for distribution shortly.

by Big Kuntry King December 14, 2006

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by Rectum Destroyer May 10, 2022