During your period when your vagina feels like it's sagging (eg. like an old lady) and hurts like it might fall off.
Boy: Hey you wanna hook up tonight?
Girl: I have Old Lady Vagina Syndrome (OLVS)
Boy: What?
Girl: If you come near my vagnia, I will decapitate you
Boy: Well that's a definate no then...
by tangent to your curves May 24, 2010
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Sexy, tall, hot, muscular and really good boyfriend
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Always the coolest in the group. Really big dick. Big muscles. All the ladies love him. He is also a really good football player.
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