a really sheltered person that lives in a cave and has no clue what the beach is, or a female who is large and ugly, yet is still stuck up
by cali-quake November 12, 2009
Get the ohioanmug. Obviously someone from Ohio.
-Lives less than 20-30 miles from a college or university.
-Calls "soda" POP...(i thought everyone did...)
-We never know how tah dress because our weather is so crazy and unpredictable.
-Full of soccer moms and football fans.
-Ohioans HATE Michigan.
-A lot of us have a little bit of uh Southern accent.
-When leaving a relatives/friends house, the true Ohioans will say somethin' like, "See yee-uns layter!"
-Calls a 'creek' a "crick"
-Calls a 'washer' a "worsher" or for example, "I need tah worsh dem dishes!"
-Most likely cusses a lot and watches American Idol religously.
-We all got a personality of our own and people compare us to hillbillys or West Virginians...trailor trash, etc.
-We all gotta dog!
-Always gotta have a yard sale or garage sale each summer.
-Goes to church about every Sunday.
-But we're happy people that don't give a fuck about anything but partying, drinking, getting high(emos), watching the newest episode of Daisy of Love, and trying to make a good living.
-Most likely is a big fan of Nascar.
-Lives less than 20-30 miles from a college or university.
-Calls "soda" POP...(i thought everyone did...)
-We never know how tah dress because our weather is so crazy and unpredictable.
-Full of soccer moms and football fans.
-Ohioans HATE Michigan.
-A lot of us have a little bit of uh Southern accent.
-When leaving a relatives/friends house, the true Ohioans will say somethin' like, "See yee-uns layter!"
-Calls a 'creek' a "crick"
-Calls a 'washer' a "worsher" or for example, "I need tah worsh dem dishes!"
-Most likely cusses a lot and watches American Idol religously.
-We all got a personality of our own and people compare us to hillbillys or West Virginians...trailor trash, etc.
-We all gotta dog!
-Always gotta have a yard sale or garage sale each summer.
-Goes to church about every Sunday.
-But we're happy people that don't give a fuck about anything but partying, drinking, getting high(emos), watching the newest episode of Daisy of Love, and trying to make a good living.
-Most likely is a big fan of Nascar.
The mom: WATCH YA FEET, PAISLEY! THERE'S BROKEN GLASS IN THIS HERE GAS STATION BATHROOM! GET YUR GODAMN SHOES AWN! (ohioans know how to love)
7-Year-Older: I wanna go back to tha trailor park, momma!
The mom: No god damnit! we gotta go visit yur aunt 'n uncle jr. in the hospital! dhey juss had their 69th ked!
7-Year-Older: BUT IMA MISS DAH NASCAR RACE ON TAYVAY TODAY!>:| yu uh bitch mama.
7-Year-Older: I wanna go back to tha trailor park, momma!
The mom: No god damnit! we gotta go visit yur aunt 'n uncle jr. in the hospital! dhey juss had their 69th ked!
7-Year-Older: BUT IMA MISS DAH NASCAR RACE ON TAYVAY TODAY!>:| yu uh bitch mama.
by DREWlikesBACON June 15, 2009
Get the Ohioansmug. When you tie a girl up then throat fuck her from on top until she starts vomiting. Once she starts vomiting you hold her nose so she suffocates while you cum in her mouth using her puke as lube. If she can hold her breath until you cum she lives
by Paumni May 11, 2023
Get the Ohioan Creampiemug. by Im a double faced entendre November 18, 2022
Get the Rare Ohioan Entitymug. Ohioan Gyattism Disorder (OGD) is a disorder affecting the muscles in the lower back, thigh and in severe cases, the head and neck. The first recorded case was in 1962 in Akron, Ohio affecting a 15-year-old boy "Mat Smith"
Symptoms include:
Pain and discomfort in the lower back, thigh, "behind" and neck.
As the disorder progresses it results in extreme back pain causing the patient to arch their back - thus promoting the progression of "Scoliosis"
At the end of its progression, the disorder causes the "Behind" of the patient to be inflamed, the inflammation can increase the behind's thickness to increase by 3-5 cm.
Symptoms include:
Pain and discomfort in the lower back, thigh, "behind" and neck.
As the disorder progresses it results in extreme back pain causing the patient to arch their back - thus promoting the progression of "Scoliosis"
At the end of its progression, the disorder causes the "Behind" of the patient to be inflamed, the inflammation can increase the behind's thickness to increase by 3-5 cm.
Person 1: Hey what happened to Mat?
Person 2: You didn't hear? He has OGD.
Person 1: Oh my god, my grandfather has Ohioan Gyattism Disorder!
Person 2: You didn't hear? He has OGD.
Person 1: Oh my god, my grandfather has Ohioan Gyattism Disorder!
by WhiteWolf_814519 March 14, 2024
Get the Ohioan Gyattism Disordermug. Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket, one shits into a vagina, then shoved it down further with a dildo, or their own penis.
by atom2865 March 30, 2025
Get the Ohioan Musketmug. She got a full Ohioan WWE, you should’ve seen!
He looked like he was doing Ohioan WWE while wrestling.
He looked like he was doing Ohioan WWE while wrestling.
by shiningmeta April 5, 2023
Get the Ohioan WWEmug.