offspring

Used to replace the word son. Especially when referring to a member of the female sex.

Hey what's up offspring.

by Jahtay May 29, 2008

offspring

A once awesome punk band that sort of died with the release of Splinter. Their best songs are
1. Crossroads
2. Pretty Fly for a White Guy
3. Come Out and Play

Offsping fucking kick ass!!!

by Okita-Sama March 13, 2005

offspring

Daughter or son.

My offspring is a good person.

by Yornol April 06, 2023

offspring

money leach

uhhhhhhhh offspring

by niggeroffender April 09, 2021

offspring

1. child, descendent

2. a poser band that thinks they're punk but are not. Punk is more than a music style and the Offspring just ain't got it.

1. Drew Barrymore is an offspring of the famous Barrymore acting family.

2. Geek: I'm really punk. I like the Offspring and fucking Green Day.

Punk: Good Lord!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 08, 2006

offspring

A stupid band with a lead singer that sounds like a hick singing to a bunch of fucked up guitars.

(offspring fan):The offspring rules, they are so punk!!!!!
(me):The offspring are pure retardation,pure fucking retardation.

by Jeff ,S May 03, 2005

offspring

a whack ass band that people think are good and need to listen to more music
if u pay attention to the songs they are actually really whack even though they sound good at first
they repeat their titles 500 times each song
if your friend is obsessed with them show them real rock

noobmusicguy:OMG!!! OFFSPRING ROCKS YOUR SOCKS AND ASS AND DICK AND EVERYTHING
coolguy: so they are gay hobo rapists
noob:NOOOO!!! THeY rOCk
cool: i rather listen to justin beiber
even greenday is better than them
noob:noo they are the best i wont listen to thoes fags
cool: wow your gonna go far kid

by supermaneatsdick June 20, 2010