October 13th

National SIMP day

It’s October 13th

by Lxxlee September 20, 2021

October 13th

Give your partner a lap dance day! Grind that ass on their lap!

Person 1:Hey dude you know what day it is?
Person 2:What?
Person 1:*Sits on lap* October 13th !

by Forksarebetterthanspoons October 13, 2022

October 13th

show him ur boobs day

Go ahead girl and show him ur boobs. Ur man prolly had a hard day at work or highschool. U no what wld make ur man rlly happy...your boobs.

"Hiya babe, I know u had a really hard day at work.... its October 13th so I got a surprise for u.."

by Lord Knowledge October 13, 2022

October 13th

october 13th is the day all men are supposed to send you cock pics

person 1 : “hey isn’t your birthday October 13th?”
person 2 : “yea why?”
person 1 : “you should get a lot of pics then”

by robbie_69420 August 15, 2021

October 13th

The day the best person ever was born. Me. Fuck that kpop bitchboy.

Me: It’s my birthday not Jim Jim kpop bitch.
Also Me: It’s also October 13th.

by HaeroldDasHure October 29, 2019

October 13th

A dumb bitch was born that day

October 13th The meaning is, of My bsf was born that day and she still lives another day luckily.

by My dumbass bsf that was born. October 17, 2020

October 13th

The day of which all females wear only white clothes, then become drenched in water for all moments throughout the day. And remember, it’s also national grabass month. So don’t forget that either!

Friend: Hey what day is it today?
Me: It’s October 13th! Get ready to masturbate!
Friend: He’ll yeah let’s get it on.

by lil sex addict October 13, 2019