blue c-note

Blue C-Note is just a term that relates to the new $100 bill. If you look at one, they are faintly blue.

“See the bitches blinkin’, blue c-notes,

All of ‘em singin', blue c-notes” -2chainz

by DJScottyfyre October 29, 2017

Brown Note Alarm Clock

When one farts/sharts so loud in the morning that it wakes up your wife or significant other next to you.

After having a late night burrito, I got gas so bad that this morning I farted so loud, that I woke up my wife next to me. Thus I created a Brown Note Alarm Clock. Needless to say she was not happy with the accidental Dutch Oven that occurred as well. See also Dutch Oven.

by tsc84124 June 6, 2013

the brown note

the frequency of sound that makes you uncontroably shit yourself!

i was walking down the street, saw a beautiful girl... then a noise sounded from afar and as we looked deep into eachothers eyes, we both shit ourselves uncontroably..... the brown note strikes again.

by Brandon B. And Nick K. June 11, 2006

brown note

As referenced in South Park, a low-pitched sound that can cause someone to crap their pants. May also be used to refer to any infrasound note that can create disorientation, nausea, etc.

I'm not so sure using the brown note on those protesters was a good idea. They're still rioting and now they smell like they need a diaper change.

by Lady Csyde July 4, 2004

burn note

A burn note is much like a suicide letter. But the person writing it does not intend to commit suicide. Once it is written they will destroy it. (Eg: burn it... Duh)

Ella wrote a burn note, then threw it in a fire.

by Queen of Fire December 3, 2015

big-note

(Verb) To talk up yourself, to brag, to boast. Like an Italian.

"I enjoy golf and nudity. I'm also very good at jazz."
"Big-note, I see."

by Black-Velvet March 31, 2009

brown note

The name for a fictional/hypothetical sound frequency (or pitch or note) having the property that it causes loss of bowel control, and thus involuntary defecation, in humans. No actual note/sound frequency having this property has been identified as of May 8, 2008.

The term is distinct from "brown noise". In science, Brownian noise, also known as "Brown noise" or "red noise", is the kind of signal noise produced by Brownian motion. An example of Brownian noise is the sound a television speaker makes when the screen goes to static.

An article about the failed search for a "brown note" appeared in the Annals of Improbable Research.

by Keeps.making.sense May 8, 2008